happy birthday football
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it’s not a sunday unless you completely waste it then feel really sad around 8pm
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knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty
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boys who can pull off facial hair are hot
i think you’re supposed to use a razor
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