Storytime With Emily

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"Genius is one percent inspiration, ninety-nine percent perspiration"

banderboucher:

it’s not a sunday unless you completely waste it then feel really sad around 8pm

(via hotguysandpizza)

— 2 weeks ago with 452484 notes

princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

(Source: whattt-fucking-ever, via hotguysandpizza)

— 2 weeks ago with 1006888 notes

meladoodle:

llttlemermaid:

boys who can pull off facial hair are hot

i think you’re supposed to use a razor

(Source: llttlemermaid, via hotguysandpizza)

— 4 weeks ago with 606980 notes
caseyanthonyofficial:

onlylolgifs:

Baby thinks she can eat food from the magazine

What an idiot

caseyanthonyofficial:

onlylolgifs:

Baby thinks she can eat food from the magazine

What an idiot

(via pizza)

— 4 weeks ago with 522805 notes

nishlo:

but the real question is has nemo found himself

(via pizza)

— 4 weeks ago with 909876 notes
bryankalbroskysucks:

"Do you see this fucking cookie? This is ice cream sandwich?"
#FuckThatsDelicious

I miss this

bryankalbroskysucks:

"Do you see this fucking cookie? This is ice cream sandwich?"

#FuckThatsDelicious

I miss this

— 4 weeks ago with 2 notes
bryankalbroskysucks:

"where are my friends? i’m hungry. this sucks."

bryankalbroskysucks:

"where are my friends? i’m hungry. this sucks."

(Source: antirecords)

— 2 months ago with 126 notes

thatsmoderatelyraven:

I could eat macaroni and cheese every day of my life

— 2 months ago with 213 notes